How to be in a relationship, The complete comedy guide

Since my last breakup I have been receiving lots and lots of advice from my dear friends. 🙂 The advice is seemingly helpful at times, but when you put them all together and compile a list (as us geeks like to do), you get a really funny unveiling story. 😀 This is some of them, but not a complete list.

1. Do not show too much feelings
2. Do not show too little feelings
3. Be as good as possible, but not too much
4. Be a bad boy/girl, but just the right amount
5. Be mysterious, but not too much
6. Be an “open book”, just not all the time
7. Be sincere, but not too much
8. Lie from time to time, just to keep things fresh
9. Don’t be needy, but be cuddly
10. Be weird, but not twisted (or the other way arround, depending on the partner)
11. Be pretty or beautiful, just not both
12. Be funny, not laughable
13. Adjust, but stay you
14. Don’t cheat, but flirt with other people from time to time, to keep them on their toes
15. Never, ever, EVER say stuff like “I miss you” and “I Love you” too many or too little times

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(list is open for suggestions, always – leave comments below)

P.S. Feel free to correct my spelling and grammar if you see any errors. 🙂